Hard Cover Edition

$69.00

Buckle up for a scandalous, full-color expedition into heartbreak, lust, and comedic chaos. This deluxe hardcover edition of The Smut Writer measures 8.25 × 0.96 × 11 inches, encompassing 327 pages of raw storytelling and bold illustrations—your very own “Smut Encyclopedia Britannica.” Follow one man’s plunge from financial ruin into an outrageous new life as the self-proclaimed “Hemingway of Hookers.” Equal parts dark humor and savage introspection, this edition is strictly for mature audiences who dare to experience every twisted turn in vivid, captivating detail.

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Description

Looking for a statement piece that commands attention? The Smut Writer in hardcover is exactly that—an unapologetically bold, full-color edition guaranteed to spark conversation and maybe a blush or two.

Product Details

  • Dimensions: 8.25 × 0.96 × 11 inches
  • Length: 327 pages
  • Format: Full-color printing, featuring gorgeous illustrations that bring each scandalous scene to life.
  • Adult Content Warning: Mature (18+) content, explicit language, and provocative themes.

Why the Hardcover?

  1. Eye-Popping Illustrations: The lavish full-color artwork transforms this edition into a visually arresting “Smut Encyclopedia Britannica,” showcasing every outrageous twist in vivid, sometimes shocking detail.
  2. Collector’s Quality: With a substantial 8.25 × 11-inch format, this hardcover sits proudly on your shelf or coffee table—though you might want to keep it hidden when sensitive guests drop by!
  3. Physical Heft & Durability: At nearly an inch thick, these 327 pages deliver both substance and style, perfect for fans who crave a tangible, immersive reading experience.
  4. Gift-Worthy Package: Whether you’re treating yourself or surprising a bold friend, this premium hardcover offers a unique combination of mischievous satire and unforgettable storytelling.

What to Expect Inside

  • A Male-Centered Tale of Heartbreak, Lust, and Laughter: Witness how a man at rock bottom winds up turning his deepest troubles into provocative, salacious material—becoming the so-called “Hemingway of Hookers” along the way.
  • Scandalous, Darkly Comic Episodes: This is not your sweet happily-ever-after. Brace yourself for raw humor, explicit encounters, and a brutally honest look at one man’s fight for emotional—and financial—survival.
  • Unexpected Moments of Depth: Beneath the steam and satire lurks a story about heartbreak, reinvention, and the messy ways we seek redemption when life goes off the rails.

Grab This Deluxe Edition

The Smut Writer: Hardcover isn’t just a novel—it’s a conversation starter, a visual feast, and an immersive journey into the dark (and sometimes hilarious) corners of modern life. If you’re ready for a larger-than-life read that dares to push boundaries, seize your copy today.

Warning: This full-color extravaganza contains explicit imagery and text for mature audiences only.

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